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And My Hair Is Burned Off!!!

And the most entertaining and most hilar tutorial video of the century goes to Tori Locklear!!!!

Tori honey, I admire your guts to upload this just to get the attention of five young British lads. Turned out you got six million more. Congrats and thank you for making my day!

*chu*

#JCMornings

Likely 2 weeks ago, I noticed that my most active time in Twitter is every morning whenever I’m on my way to work. You can say that I have Twitter for breakfast everyday but what’s a talkative person gotta do if there’s no one to talk to? Where does he turn to? To Twitter of course!

Because of this, I decided to hash tag my morning tweets as #JCMornings. Basically, #JCMornings is just a spontaneous flow of words that I type and share to the Twitter-verse which intends to satisfy my need to talk with someone every time (yes! I’m a big attention whore). It talks about anything that inspires me to write a thought in 140 characters (including the hash tag)- observations during my train ride, world current affairs, fashion, lifestyle, celebrity gossips, humor, inspiring words, romantic quotes, crazy ideas and many more. Here are some samples of my #JCMornings tweets.

As I said, the #JCMornings tweets are spontaneous which means there is no pattern in the topics but definitely, I would always talk about my observations along the way to work. I don’t promise photos especially of people because there’s a strict policy about privacy here in Japan. So as much as I want to share real time images (like hot men on the train or drunkards sleeping with their mouths are open and vomit all over) , I just can’t or else, I might end up behind bars or worse, getting kicked out of this country. But today, I decided to show off my hidden “psychic” talents and give everyone a piece of my horosope for each astrological sign. I’m planning to do this often because it’s really fun so take a look of your sign’s daily horoscope below!

So if you enjoyed these sample tweets of my #JCMornings twitter talk show, come on and follow me now at Twitter (@gervinmacey) and join the fun by putting the hash tag #JCMornings. Let’s enjoy having tweets as breakfast and start the day right with a smile or even a million laughs.

*chu*

Boys, Beware!

Boys, beware of those girls that you flirt with in the club. You may think that you have swag because you’re able to take her home and bang her crazy like a porn star. But you might be surprised when you wake up the next day and wonder who’s sleeping with you on your bed.

Boys, beware for you are not aware with the wonders (and horrors) of make up! Be afraid. Be veeeeeeerrrrryyyyyy afraid!

*chu*

Credit: Photo from 美妝分享粉絲團 Facebook Page

Hindi Ko Birthday!!! (It's Not My Birthday)

Four years ago in Manila, I was having a very fun dinner with my high school friends when they surprised me with a birthday serenade from the whole staff of Gumbo’s Mall of Asia. The catch is that it wasn’t my birthday at all. No matter how much I begged for them to stop because it wasn’t really my birthday and I was already dying due to over embarrassment, they just did not. So I decided to just go with the flow.

Well, if I couldn’t beat them, might as well join them…with a golden samba head dress.

Have a fun week ahead, peeps.

*chu*

The Awkward Face

Hey guys! A new week has come and let’s start it with a smile…or maybe a laughter. I need some big doses of it especially that I’ll be working for 6 days this week.

Carey took this photo of me while belting this high-tuned song while we were in the karaoke after her confirmation. Apparently, another girl friend of ours Ria was included in the frame wearing this very funny expression while watching me sing. I don’t really know what was going through her mind then but from the looks of her face, I’m not sure if she liked the way I sang the song. LOL!

You guys decide! What do you think was running inside Ria’s mind while she was watching me do some diva-ness? Share me your funny thoughts by hitting the comment section. I’ll be waiting.

Have a happy week ahead!!!

*chu*